Ninja at the Office

May 20, 2009 at 9:19 pm · Filed under Undisclosed and tagged: Life, Office, Work

In my sleepy decaffeinated stupor this morning, I put on leggings and an undershirt then went to work. Totally forgot to put on my dress. My dress! The most important part of the outfit. Head to toe in skintight black. I look like a ninja or some kind of cat burglar, which just isn’t cool at the office. Must go to bed earlier. Need more sleep. And since I’m the only writer in a group of physicists, on a good day I feel like I’m the star of my own version of Legally Blonde. But as a wannabe ninja, I think I’ve reached new levels of indignity. Pretty much the final nail in my coffin of credibility. The best part was when we grabbed lunch and I tried to spit my gum out into a napkin. The gum somehow blew through the napkin and landed on the counter in front of twenty people waiting for their food. All eyes on the girl with the painted on cat suit. No stealth skills here, sensai.

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